Who: ineuphony & EVERYONE ON THOR...LITERALLY
What: maka's job this month is to deliver a complimentary holiday sweater to EVERYONE on Thor. therefore, she is knocking door to door to give your character this ugly sweater whether they want it or not!!!!!!!!
When: early afternoon
Where: ALL OVER THOR
Warnings: idk.

( Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. )

Who: Anyone
What: It's the Tanabata Festival
When: Tonight, July 7th
Where: The Park
Warnings: Depends on who tags

( Magpies across the Heavenly River )

Who: Sai and YOU

What: Sai wants to do some drawings of the flying lions. Yeah, none of this sounds like a good idea.

When: During the event idk

Where: Around the ship

Warnings: Sai is a warning in and of himself

( Does getting mauled by space lions count as suffering or stupidity? )

Who: Brittany S. Pierce (lovesagoodmisog), Rikku (whosyour_rikku), Asami (that_one_guitar), Zechs (count_to_peace ), Haruhi (enliventheworld ), and  Orihime (futurehime ).   Also open to anyone else who wants to be interviewed.
What: Interview segment of Fondue for Two
When: Sunday, May 8th
Where: Brittany's Room, 3-26
Warnings: Brittany.  Does that even require further explanation?

( If Sarah Palin were the one interviewing Katie Couric.... )

Who: Ishida Uryuu (sewing_prince) & Inoue Orihime (futurehime )
What: Ishida is giving Inoue the present that Abarai left
When: Shortly after this thread.
Where: A bakery.
Warnings: It's Ishida and Inoue, I can't imagine there's much that there needs to be said in the way of warnings.

( Insert something witty here. )

Who: Orihime (futurehime) and Ichigo (1stguardian)
What: Showing Orihime around the Thor
When: After this conversation
Where: Starting with the dolphins and moving on
Warnings: None that I can think of

( In which Ichigo plays tour guide and tries not to get them both lost. )